Monday, September 27, 2010

Str8 through Sunday

Boom. Just like that video, Straight Monday exploded onto the scene this last weekend. While Marcus Barton, Casey Goodman, Spencer Flake and I all played at our ward opening social a week and a half ago, this was our first time playing under the banner of "Straight Monday." It was an action packed weekend for the band. A quick rundown of band actions:



  • Hired a Marketing Director (Chris Keneipp)
  • Hired a Band Manager (Blake E. Hansen)
  • Hired a Band Photographer (Alex Sorensen)
  • Gained several groupies
  • Played at National Katy Perry Day celebration (more below)
  • Hired a blogger to reach out to our fan base (Nate Steele)
  • Played at a hip new venue that will be unveiling its name soon
  • Several undercover, super secret band decisions that will be unveiled later but are awesome
  • Went viral
  • Blogged about stuff




    It was busy, but it was worth it.


Our friend Jessica Bradley loves Katy Perry. We just happened to know a Katy Perry song. Add the two together, square it and take the cosine of the function [ cos(JB<3kp+str8mon)^2>



The next night was a follow up show (entitled "Straight Monday straight through Sunday") at Nate Steele's and Chris Keneipp's starting at 11:59 p.m. Saturday night. What a venue! Chris grew horns, Marcus rocked a guitar solo to end the night, and Casey sang about kissing.....people. Apparently the keyboard was inaudible because Michelle Mettenet accused me of not actually playing anything at all and just pretending to play. She was demoted on the fan list for saying that, but she might be able to make it up. I am not going to put more pictures on here because I must not know how to do it well. Just those two pictures took way too much effort. Our band photographer posted all the pics on Facebook.com, a new social networking sight. Maybe you've heard of it.




We're Straight Monday. Not Gay Tuesday.




Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I only said it would be easy...

And boom goes the dynamite. Just like that I make my triumphant return to the blogosphere (my first was a tour de force on the evils of filling up your water bottle at the tall drinking fountain. good stuff). This is my second annual posting of a blog, this time aptly title "I never said it would be worth it..." referring to the popular "scripture" found in the fifth gospel, 121st chapter. I think that this "quote" is one of the most popular misquotes of all time. That is the format this new and improved blog is going to take. I hope it can be an opportunity for me to share the funny and random things that happen near me, to me, and to my cool sisters who also seem to have some pretty funny things. I don't know what we do to deserve to be witnesses to some seriously great unintentionally comedic moments but we are. I also hope that this can be a forum for me to keep track of what has happened in my life. I'm a college senior, unsure of what life has in store for me, a sports fanatic, and I suffer from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphiba (not really but I thought a word like that deserved some exposure). My life isn't exciting, but I'm sure my mom will read about it...occasionally.